FACE N' KNOW ABOUT IT!!!: March 2010

Thursday, March 25, 2010

POVERTY REDUCTION

Poverty has historically been accepted as inevitable as non-industrialized economies produced very little while populations grew almost as fast making wealth scarce. Poverty reduction, or poverty alleviation, has been largely as a result of overall economic growth.Food shortages were common before modern agricultural technology and in places that lack them today, such as nitrogen fertilizers, pesticides and irrigation methods.The dawn of industrial revolution led to high economic growth, eliminating mass poverty in what is now considered the developed world. World GDP per person quintupled during the 20th century.In 1820, 75% of humanity lived on less than a dollar a day, while in 2001, only about 20% do.

POVERTY

Poverty refers to the condition of not having the means to afford basic human needs such as clean water, nutrition, health care,education, clothing and shelter.

please help the poor fillipino

when all people free from poverty?

the poor children

my Life

My name is Royssan Lopez Salinas, 19 years old. My birthday is January 14, 1991. I was born in Barangay Luna, San Antonio Zambales. My mother’s name is Marciana Lopez Salinas and my father’s name is Roque Garcia Salinas, we are five siblings, two sisters and three brothers and I’m the youngest among them. When I was I child my mother told me the story of Mt. Pinatubo erupted she’s always carring me at that time and wrapped me because of poisonous smoke coming from the Mt. Pinatubo. At present I’m residing in Sto. Rosario, Iba, Zambales. I was graduated in elementary in T. R. Yangco Memorial School year 2002-2003, when I was first year high school I’m studied at jesus f. Magsaysay high school in Castillejos, Zambales. When my parents decided to stayed here in Iba, Zambales my mother transferred me in Zambales National High. It’s hard to move on for new classmate, I tried to be friendly for them.
I was so shy to my classmate because I was only living at the market and sale some scrapped tools. Every Saturday and Sunday I helped my mother at the market. It’s very hard to live in the market because no light, no television and we’re not comfortable when I had an assignment. I went to the street light or mall to make my assignment. For being a poor person sometimes I tried eat “Malagkit” for dinner.
When I was third year high school I have a Best friend name Mary Jane Bruan, we are being close to each other because her mother was also a vendor in the market. Sometimes if I don’t’ have no allowance she gave me some food for break time.
I graduated in high school year 2007-2008 I’ve realized a lot of hardship and then I realized the importance of education it’s really hard to graduate in high school. Many obstacle and trials were in my life. I was try to escape my classes and I fell alone when my all my classmates treat me like a stranger I don’t know what I do but I’m not stop to be friendly with them and I also try to drunk it’s really unforgettable experience in my high school life .I was very happy when I was graduated in high school I feel the real function of education and the importance of it.
Last year I went to my ante to help them to sale some school supplies. After my job I went to Ramon Magsaysay technological University to enroll in college but when the time that I was would pay my tuition fee. My mother called me because my father was in the hospital so I decided not to paid and stopped studying for one year.
When I tried again to enroll again in the Ramon Magsaysay Technological University year 2009-2010 the cashier said that I still have an account to pay. On that time I don’t have any enough money to pay my account. I lose faith in my self to continue my study in college. I said to myself if I’m not continue in college I just help my parents to sale our home made product.
But my mother said just try to another school exactly the mayor of botolan was constructed a school for colleges that was a public school. So I tried to enrolled in that school but he didn’t accept me because I did not lived in botolan, but the registrar Mrs. Rico gave me a chance to continue my study in college. Now, I’m taking up BS Info Tech.
My first day in college, I’ve met my best friend named Kristel Joy Dante and new acquaintances. About my love life, my first girlfriend in college is Joan Evangelista. I court her for almost two weeks but then after two weeks I realize that she is not my only one. I’m met not happy with her, because I discovered her bad attitude. After the broke up, I’ve met my best friend; she teaches me how to love unconditionally. I remember the time a met her at exactly September 09, 2009 at 2:45 pm in the class of our major subject. We’ve been so close to each other. Many students and instructors of our college are expecting that we’re more than friends but not a lover.
My life so far is comprised of a wonderful family, great friend and a sincere dedication to my family. As I stated in the beginning, I have always placed a great importance on education and have had a drive to learn more and excel in life. I would like to see my relatives and family continue their educational interests no matter what they are. I would hope that through all of my experiences in my personal as well as simple life this will provide the foundation on which my family can succeed and as a professional to help the company of others. I do my best for to succeed as well. I feel a great need to practice what I preach and in telling my friend’s that education is vital to their success, my actions have spoken louder than any words I could have said to them. In my life this is true as well, in being Responsible for developing education. I have found it is essential that we practice what we preach as our level of Education in the field directly relates to the success of our dreams. The diversified Experiences in my life and the level of education I currently obtain have afforded me Opportunities that would have been passed by. It is because of my friend’s and family and their support I have been able to chase after and accomplish dreams and goals that without them would not be worth pursuing. Because of my experiences I am better suited to provide for my family both monetarily and educationally. I hope you have enjoyed my Autobiography, I think you can see that my life has been based on hard work, education, and responsibility. It is these principles that I believe can have the greatest effect on Anyone’s successes.

the one of the poor people in the world

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

kami ni Kristel joy Dante

in the right side is zan salinas
in left is my best friend named kristel joy dante.

Mr. Dionnie Ladao

ito daw ung website kung gusto mo matuto ng VB heheh

Saturday, March 20, 2010

short jokes one-liners question and answer jokes

How can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
How do dinosaurs pay their bills?
With Tyrannosaurus checks.

What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.

How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
They had reservations.

How do you make a hot dog stand?
Steal its chair.

How do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.

How do you prevent a Summer cold?
Catch it in the Winter!

How does a pig go to hospital?
In a hambulance.

If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.

What bird can lift the most?
A crane.

What bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.

What can you hold without ever touching it?
A conversation.

What clothes does a house wear?
Address.

What country makes you shiver?
Chile.

What did one elevator say to the other?
I think I'm coming down with something!

What did one magnet say to the other?
I find you very attractive.

What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?
Her New Jersey.

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.

What did the necktie say to the hat?
You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.

What did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.

What do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.

What do you call a calf after it's six months old?
Seven months old.

What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?
Dead.

Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?
His powder puff is on the wrong end.

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?
She ran away from the ball.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
She couldn't control her pupils.

What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.

What do you call a song sung in an automobile?
A cartoon.

What do you call the best butter on the farm?
A goat.

What do you do when your chair breaks?
Call a chairman.

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer!

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.

What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?
Wet feet.

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
A rash of good luck.

What happens when frogs park illegally?
They get toad.

What has 6 eyes but can't see?
3 blind mice.

What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?
A piano.

What has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.

What is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer.

What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.

What kind of cats like to go bowling?
Alley cats.

What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.

What kind of ties can't you wear?
Railroad ties.

What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?
A dead centipede.

What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?
An in-car-nation.

What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?
The Presidential Seal.

What's green and loud?
A froghorn.

What's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.

Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?
He took them to a pignic.

Where do fortune tellers dance?
At the crystal ball.

Why did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!

How Do I Love Thee by Elizabeth Barrett Browning

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of Being and ideal Grace.
I love thee to the level of everyday's
Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light.
I love thee freely, as men strive for Right;
I love thee purely, as they turn from Praise.
I love thee with a passion put to use
In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith.
I love thee with a love I seemed to lose
With my lost saints, --- I love thee with the breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my life! --- and, if God choose,
I shall but love thee better after death.